Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

People cannot go wrong, if you don't let them. They cannot go right, unless you let them.

That the wall is coming down.

there must be a way. surely there must be a way that we have not yet thought of. who put this brain inside of me? it cries it demands it says that there is a chance. it will not say "no.

O! how short a time does it take to put an end to a woman's liberty!

It's hard to sing really well when you're playing an instrument, but it'd be great to try and sing really well and have vocal effects and one drummer on a real drum-kit, and one on an electronic kit.

Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife.

Trouble follows me wherever I go. Thing I'm in is just a sack o'woe.

To leave Afghanistan as a playground for terrorists and adventurers was simply not possible anymore.

I think Donald Trump always speaks straight from his mind and straight from his heart.

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to Heaven.