Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

Success is not a destination, but the road that you’re own.

I want to be remembered as a guy who's not going to change your life but who is going to change your mood. As a guy who made you smile and say, "I miss him. He was a lot of fun."

I want to be believable in anything I take on.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble.

I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys.

I sound like Jesse Jackson or Martin Luther King, but I honestly feel like the world is mature enough. And, for me, I just want to do good roles.

I want to do literally everything. I think I was gifted... I inherited one of the best comedy visionaries as a director.

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

I was 160lbs when I started and I went up to 195lbs. There were no steroids. But it was hard work, dedication, hitting the gym. You kind of see it.

What we dwell on much with our mind sinks into our heart and shapes our life.

If your plan is for one year plant rice. If your plan is for ten years plant trees. If your plan is for one hundred years educate children.

Beauty alters the grain of reality.

As a woman, you're not limited to being one thing or the other. You can be feminine and sexy and beautiful and hot and funny.

My whole mission in life is to help us find the power we lack to create the world we want.

There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

Intellect in the practice room or studio gives you the tools to use your heart on stage.

I hope some of your DNA transferred to me.

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.

I have no difficulty with the recognition of civil unions for non-traditional relationships but I believe in law we should protect the traditional definition of marriage.