Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.

Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!

I was never very happy with performing; it didn't turn me on much.

Rome used to have good public art in ancient times. There is nothing like West of Rome in Italy.

I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half.

You can keep knocking me down forever, I'll keep getting up and trying.

I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.

If we live according to the law "an eye for an eye...," we will never escape from the spiral of evil.

I think all the world would gain by setting commerce at perfect liberty.