Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Sometimes a short cut is just a short cut to disaster.

My idea of an acceptable person is someone that is ready to accept my ideas.

If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning.

I am not in 'Us Weekly.' I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.

As a memoirist, I strive for veracity.

I can remember a couple of real fights when I ran. Because they were kinda dangerous.

If a scientist were to cut his ear off, no one would take it as evidence of a heightened sensibility.

I think for most people it's hard to understand what it is about swimming - I mean, it's such a solo endeavour.

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

We often choose a friend as we do a mistress - for no particular excellence in themselves, but merely from some circumstance that flatters our self-love.