Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Hip-hop...has been the proverbial key that’s opened the door for me to roam this breathtaking planet.

In baseball you don't know nothing.

These are challenging times for all Americans. We face the specter of war abroad and a steady stream of bad economic news at home.

But evil has been around since the Garden of Eden, and God's plan for victory was designed before the world began. The Bible tells us to fear no evil.

When a human's tears finally dry up forever, they transform into a monster.

Be involved; be informed. Make meaningful contributions to society through service and involvement.

One of my last few vices is coffee, but with a spot of almond or soymilk, it's never tasted better!

We're certainly gonna keep our commitment to the American people to make every effort we can to repeal [Obamacare].

By the 1990s, longevity will be so improved that 150 years will be no unusual age to reach.

My mother named me after a miracle of nature: Waris means desert flower. The desert flower blooms in a barren environment where few living things can survive.