Comedy is acting out optimism.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Shouldn't we rather recognize that each person is a sort of unconscious anthology of all epochs of man

I heard the little bird say so.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

You must not believe anyone in the search for truth; you have to find out for yourself. But although you are on your own, help will come when it is really needed.

Manchester, one of the greatest, if not really the greatest mere village in England.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

In 2006 I was asked to sing at the World Cup in Germany, and in 2010 I was fortunate enough to be asked again.

Do you need someone to make you a paper badge with the word WRITER on it before you can believe you are one? God I hope not.

Some touch of Nature's genial glow.