Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

I went to a military school between the ages of six and 12 and later into the air force. You learn discipline and strength of character.

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.

When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town.

We did 356 'Dallas' episodes between 1978 and 1991. The most memorable moment for me happened in 1980 when I got shot at the end of the third series. The rest is a blur.

No no there wasn't any planned 14th season, we all saw the writing on the wall. The ratings had been going down and so fourth, that curve goes on every show and in everybody's life.

I didn't write the book to sell the book, but to tell my experiences.

God is no fonder of intellectual slackers than He is of any other slacker.

Mother earth cried so much that she has pool of tears more than the land of happiness.

Once she had said to him that what they had was grace. Even now, married properly, rank bestowed, it still was. And always would be

Nothing had ever existed between us except the possibility of something, and now even that was over.

Christmas was about understanding that servanthood would win the hearts of men for eternity, where raw power might win them only for a moment, if at all.

No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be.

I hope to continue writing. I hope to continue teaching.

There's no deodorant for desperation.

When stuck, hit the road.

We've seen an economy stifled by more taxes, more regulation, a war on coal and a failing health care reform come to be known as Obamacare and the American people know that we need to make a change.