Comedy is often about pain.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Humility is not thinking less of myself, but thinking about myself less.

It's Better to Have Something Than Nothing..

An unlimited supply of wonder and trust, bolsters life lived as a process of discovery.

If you meet with a system of theology which magnifies man, flee from it as far as you can.

I see all sorts of things when I'm clearing my pipes.

I went to a segregated school; I was born a Negro, not a black man.

Personal chemistry forges the way for musical chemistry.

Much is due to those who first broke the way to knowledge, and left only to their successors the task of smoothing it.

I had a hard time publishing my books in the beginning of my career, because editors were afraid what people would think of THEM, personally, if their name was associated with me

I'm the kind of person who doesn't wait for opportunities to fall from the sky.