Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

If knowledge is not democratized, power can never be.

Learn to see in another's calamity the ills which you should avoid.

I'll give anything for a good copy now, be it true or false, so it be news.

I despise the opinion of the press and the so-called critics.

Charisma's good every night. Something special is always about to happen. You've got to believe it.

At the beginning, all we have is the vision. At that point God expects us to begin walking in obedience according to the dream He has given us.

Then it was this big thing. She was like, 'I never want to see you again', and I was like, 'Fine. Okay? Fine. Then get some special goggles.

Nobody wanted Jeb Bush, nobody wants Hillary Clinton.

Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins.

If we are going to carry on growing, and we will, because no country is going to forfeit its right to economic growth, we have to find a way of doing it sustainably.