Comedy's really subjective, you know.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

If you think I'm overdramatic, just remember that Candy Crush calls itself a saga.

I have so much health problems, but I believe I could still make it through.

But it's a big ocean. It's an even bigger world. And maybe we've gotten as close as we're supposed to get.

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.

I don't think it's sacrilegious to remake any movie, including a good or even great movie.

In truth, the more we lean into life, the more we authentically interact with the world, the brighter our flame.

The problem is not how to wipe out all differences, but how to unite with all differences intact.

One of the beauties of an economy coordinated by price movements is that nobody has to understand it in order for it to work.

Success is not arriving at the summit of a mountain as a final destination. It is a continuing upward spiral of progress. It is perpetual growth.

Women are part of peace keeping troops in countries like Liberia.