Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

A kiss is a moment of quantum leaps, a moment of shared joy, and a moment of bliss.

I'm not in love, The love is within me!

Like most of those who study history, he (Napoleon III) learned from the mistakes of the past how to make new ones.

If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying.

Actions determine what kind of characteristics are developed.

Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.

Ruling elite have think tanks, they have research institutes, they've invaded universities, they've monopolized the cultural apparatuses.

The real nature of the present revealed itself: it was what exists, all that was not present did not exist.

There was an ape in the days that were earlier, Centuries passed and his hair became curlier; Centuries more gave a thumb to his wrist — Then he was a Man and a Positivist.

We, as a society, we have PhDs in victimizing a victim.