Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Just the thought of you and all the universe conspires against me.

The bravest are the most tender

Training, a lot of the time, is just uncomfortable. But discipline is all about doing the thing that's uncomfortable.

A man's diary is a record in youth of his sentiments, in middle age of his actions, in old age of his reflections.

I thought again how odd it was to be on formal terms with someone you had once permitted to lick your ears.

Whatever your craft is, be a master of it. Being half assed at something, people will eventually see through.

I have always said about myself I am a survivor because I am.

What's the point being the best fighter on the planet if no likes you?

You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.

I don't play online games. 'Warcraft,' I've played that, but I mainly play action games.