Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.

I am being a minister of light and a destroyer of ignorance and I shall never keep quiet until this horrendous mountain is pulled down in my country, in the church of Christ and in my continent.

Today I am a lens, a pen, a gun."--p. 1 ...Before My Eyes...look for it on 2.11.14

The earth is yet the place of the domicile of man and all the offspring of the first man.

Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird.

Ser compreendido é prostituir-se.

Through ages, through eternity, what you have done for Christ, that, and only that, you are.

I will live and die by this testimony: that I loved a good conscience; that I never invaded another man's liberty; and that I preserved my own.

I have a voracious appetite for all things, worldly and unworldly.

I don't want to commit myself in advocating a definite republican constitution which will get bogged down with the question of who would elect the President and when.