Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool or like a tough guy or more interesting actor, I'm not proud of it.

And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or seven months, golfing every day for six hours, seven days a week, with eight trainers. It was intense.

I go to sleep at night, and I feel like I just dreamed the whole day.

You can prepare all you want, but if you never roll the dice you'll never be successful.

I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

Adversity has a way of introducing a man to himself.

I like the dark, mysterious, maybe even gothic type girls. They have to have a good personality too! I'm very picky!

I'm constantly jumping off cliffs and developing my wings on the way down. ... It's a gamble, a ... spiritual gamble. You are who you choose to be.

You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown and they understand that and so these interviews don't bother them.

When you launch in a rocket, you're not really flying that rocket. You're just sort of hanging on.

That's no moon. It's a space station.

But she did love him. I believe it. I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn't deserve it. Because they are all you have. Because any attention is better than no attention.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

The more opportunities we have, the more likely we are to be able to handle the unexpected.

I've done literally 100, 150 different characters. Some of them have only appeared for a line or three. But the point is, every sound I can make has been harvested.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

The future destiny of a child is always the work of the mother

Every established order tends to produce the naturalization of its own arbitrariness.