Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

...love must feel the ego of the beloved person as important as one's own ego, and must realize the other's feelings and wishes as though they were one's own.

He wondered if it was safe to grin. Very slowly and carefully, he grinned. It was safe.

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic.

My dad died of a stroke.

I want to be a real artist to consumers. I want to be the real thing for them.

Pure logical thinking cannot yield us any knowledge of the empirical world. All knowledge of reality starts from experience and ends in it.

The truth is, it's not a great career move to create a readership and then, in effect, abandon them.

Any virtual community that works, works because people put in some time.

Be careful what you set your heart upon - for it will surely be yours.

One can always learn from others. The Champion's Mind holds a wealth of insight as to how you can become a winner in your everyday life.