Comment sections on the internet are like gang graffiti, abusive words sprayed like gibberish and it's ugly to look at.

Are we living life, or is life living us?

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steel the hubcaps.

Be the competition you wish to see in the world.

Things don't happen for a reason, we make reasons out of things that happen.

Comment sections on the internet is like gang graffiti, abusive words sprayed like nonsense and it's ugly to look at.

The comment section of the internet is like gang graffiti, it makes no sense and is ugly to look at.

Freedom of Speech has become Freedom of Stupidity on the internet. Some ignominious users should not be given a voice to comment at all.

Your reciept is your library card." -- On what killed the brick and mortar bookstores.

Social Media is a shared delusion of grandeur.

What was wonderful about childhood is that anything in it was a wonder. It was not merely a world full of miracles

Miracles centered gospel makes our people to be superficial and light.

Inventive genius requires pleasurable mental activity as a condition for its vigorous exercise

Rule of thumb: Be skeptical of things you learned before you could read. E.g., religion.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

I love all those stupid, cheesy chat-up lines like 'Did God take the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes?' But I never get chatted up.

We had a picture of the pope and President [J.F.] Kennedy on top of the television.

Magic Johnson was my favorite player growing up.

Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall.