Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If you talked to your friends the way you talk to your body, you’d have no friends left at all.

The success of any great moral enterprise does not depend upon numbers.

I feel like when you're a celebrity, people dehumanize you and they forget you're a real person.

It is so fatally easy to confuse an aesthetic appreciation of the spiritual life with the life itself-to dream that you have waked, washed, and dressed and then to find yourself still in bed.

No one ever lost his job by listening too much.

People are starting to be very skeptical of the Facebook algorithm and all kinds of data surveillance.

It seems like you can't actually have really bad hair or be bald and run for President of the United States.

I just tell people what they already know but are afraid to admit to themselves.

I stated at Justice [John] Roberts' hearing, the court's injected itself into many of the political debates of our day.