Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

It was like the first time I visited Versailles. There was an eerieness, like I'd been there before. I don't know if I was Louis XIV or Marie Antoinette or a lowly groundskeeper, but I lived there.

Magic will find those with pure heats, even when all seems lost. And love is the greatest magic of all. I know this to be true.

Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.

The most beautiful smile is the one for someone who isn’t there, who just popped on your mind.

I had a curious feeling that I was living on several planes simultaneously; the overlapping of these planes was confusing.

God's promises are not always fulfilled as quickly as or in the way we might hope; they come according to His timing and in His ways.

Women's philanthropic leadership is fundamental to their advancement in society.

There are times when to be reasonable is to be cowardly.

In Europe you can be Sophia, you can be these older women who are considered very sexy.

He did not study God; he was dazzled by him.