Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.

Competition is the death of art.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.

The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.

I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

I stuff my mouth with old fabric and scream until there are no sounds left under my skin.

I know it sounds so simple but Love Is All There Is.

I count it an honor to play with some guys that I've watched play on television, and may be in the Hall of Fame some day.

When we perceive any object of a familiar kind, much of what appears subjectively to be immediately given is really derived from past experience.

I don't think all life is precious. I know people say that all the time, "Life is precious." I think some life is precious, and some life is just a waste of protoplasm. Start over.

Museums and bookstores should feel, I think, like vacant lots - places where the demands on us are our own demands, where the spirit can find exercise in unsupervised play.

Rap is a gimmick, but I'm for the hip-hop, the culture.

Nothing is perfect...We're really more interested in what we're saying than how we're saying it.

The French people have chosen change. This change I will put into place.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.