Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living.

In America the government took the land from the Indians and then established laws protecting private property.

I think people really don't like cops so much; they're kind of rude to them or treat them like they can't see them.

He would be the finer gentleman that should leave the world without having tasted of lying or pretence of any sort, or of wantonness or conceit.

An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

Hitting the ball was easy. Running around the bases was the tough part.

The question 'Who am I?' is not an idle one. How you answer the question will determine how you live the rest of your life. It will determine the quality of your life.

You cannot win a game of tug-o-war by merely standing firm.

We need a childlike trust that God is good... ultimately we are OK. That is a simple, beautiful pure thing that can be complicated ferociously by all sorts of intellectual categories.

In the time of your life, live-so that in that good time there shall be no ugliness or death for yourself or for any life your life touches.