Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Scientist alone is true poet.

Half Europe thought... that with the Pope the Papacy was dead.

To become a lawyer you must discard your ethics and become an eloquent devil that views justice as god.

I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.

Latham is behaving like a crazy man.

Democracy tends to be a collaborative process, a committee, a consensus.

Life is the longest death in California.

Art is the work of a human being – something a person does with generosity to touch someone else to make a change for the better.

That which is selfish is immoral, and that which is unselfish is moral.