Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I have no words — alas! — to tellThe loveliness of loving well!

Science is a tool of Common Sense. When we insist that all valid information come from science or doctors, Common Sense becomes uncommon or lost forever.

Don’t resent the sky for its storms

Don't be blurred by impulse, to avoid regrets, refrain from doing things that will make you regret.

Experience is always a trustworthy guide; it may not tell you everything, but it never lies.

I tend to take [ to Bridget Jones Diaries] something that nearly happened, or might have happened, and then exaggerate it to make it funny and to make it tie into the themes.

Everything that is truly worthwhile - I think passion is involved in your approach to it. No matter what it is.

You hear about these shows where there are all these women are supposedly always in a catfight, and then you find out in reality that they're all getting along fine.

Faith fills a man with love for the beauty of its truth, with faith in the truth of its beauty

I'm blessed, because of my faith, that I don't have to worry about the future because I know who holds my future.