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Communism is like one big phone company.


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The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.



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There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.



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It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.



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Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.



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I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.



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You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.



Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.



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There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.





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My biggest advice for women writer/directors is to always be attempting to make work that avoids pandering to the conceptions that the industry has put in place for "women directors."



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