Communism is what happens when atheism meets bureaucracy.

Modern American liberalism is nothing but the socialism too stupid to recognize itself in the mirror.

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone.

The butcher seldom sees much interest in allowing the herd to be armed.

What college boils down to is a brand name stamped on the graduate for the benefit of corporate consumers.

Alan Moore's writing is almost novelistic. It's very intricate and wordy and smart.

I find most famous Christians to be full of themselves and of prejudice and self-loathing, masquerading as devout religious belief. I find all fundamentalism to be terrifying and very destructive.

Life provides many lessons, so pay attention, everything you learn is valuable.

You are not IN the universe, you ARE the universe.

They [the English] have a special word, "civil," for what is elsewhere merely ordinary politeness.

The secret to tapping into the supernatural is for you to have the courage to do the natural first.

The psychoanalysts pick our dreams as if they were our pockets.

We all enter the world with fairly simple needs: to be protected, to be nurtured, to be loved unconditionally, and to belong.

We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.

I think it's great to change - change country, change anything.