Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

The compassionate person does not require other people to be stupid, in order to be intelligent. Their intelligence is for everyone, so as to have a world in which there is less ignorance. (118)

Trust no Future howe'er pleasant! Let the dead Past bury its dead!

Censure is like the lightning which strikes the highest mountains.

One of the few things in dance to match the Royal Ballet's curtain calls is the Royal Ballet's dancing.

Life is no brief candle but a splendid torch made to burn ever more brightly.

As cheesy and melodramatic as it might sound, love excites me more than anything... in all its forms.

No matter what they wish for, no matter how far they go, people can never be anything but themselves. That's all.

Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies: They fall successive, and successive rise.

And I was mischievous. I was always into something. So when I got good attention from the singing, I knew that was probably where I needed to land.

The dogmatist within is always worse than the enemy without.