Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

To be a true artist you have to play the way you feel not the way others think you should feel.

Dancing, singing, storytelling and silence are the four universal healing salves.

Our concern, however, is with slavery as it is, and not with any theory of it.

advocating women's rights and greater opportunity for women in the workplace and in every avenue of public life is inconsistent with an insistence on mother taking care of children and housework.

'Bionic Woman' really enriched my career. It was a big, amazing thing to do.

Every impulse we strangle will only poison us.

Men practice war; beasts do not.

Some people have style without even knowing it!

You need to be dedicated to your workout, whatever you choose.

Since this life is God's and cannot die, it follows that everyone born anew into possessing this life is said to have eternal life.