Complete happiness can look so much like complete terror that it's hard to tell them apart.

If you can understand human behavior, it can’t hurt you nearly as much.

It's fine to be insane as long as you keep it to yourself.

You're in my personal space, so get out of it.

People will do and think whatever it is they have to in order to survive.

My belief in ghosts swings with the wind. But my belief that the cemetery felt happy and not sad-I've never changed my mind about that.

You can never see a plant grow, but they do.

People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are.

You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.

Things don't have to be sane when they're normal.

If people knew who the angels were, they would be very nice when they saw one and would still do their same evil garbage when they thought none were around. Knowing who they are defeats the purpose.

God’s way of thinking should become our way of thinking

I am like a falling star who has finally found her place next to another in a lovely constellation, where we will sparkle in the heavens forever.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

I didn't want to be an artist.

Satire exists for the purpose of killing the social being [for the sake of] the true individual, the real human being.

I think reality is over-rated

I'm not miserable, but I can't not be angry.

As far as I'm concerned, my life is just beginning. It's never too late to start over, so this is what I've been doing.

When I wrote about the Spanish Civil War many years later, I used documents that I picked up when I was a child, as a lot hadn't been published (a lot more resources are available now).

You told a lie, an odious damned lie; Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie.