...CompuServe, and it was not sophisticated, guys. It was the cave painting equivalent to Tumblr.

It's either perfect, or it's the worst thing ever made and everyone is an artistic failure, including myself. (Yay, emotional extremes!)

Denial is strong with this one.

I couldn’t trust my own mind anymore, which wasthe scariest thing I’ve ever experienced.

In retrospect, crappy chemicals in my brain were working overtime, driving me to destroy myself, like that thing that makes lemmings throw them¬selves over a cliff.

FYI, it isn’t how I suspected. If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra-large Cheeto.

...make sure if you're working hard at something it's in a subject you actually want to remember something about ten years later.

I've always felt like a failure inside if I'm not already a success, if that makes any sense.

...it always felt good to have that moment of resolve, like saying, "I'm gonna learn French!" It doesn't matter if you do it or not, deciding is the high, right?

I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.

But it's the science of the stars!""She thinks it's Satanic. You gave her daughter a pentagram.""It's a natal chart, duh. You can't let ignorance trump science here, Miss Mary!

If his relative success hadn't made him happy, it had, on average, made him less unhappy.

As you make your bed you must lie in it.

Let's clean up the Senate and return to politics of common ground.

The mind is no match with the heart in persuasion; constitutionality is no match with compassion.

What is truth? said jesting Pilate; and would not stay for an answer.

Continually reorder the mind and the mental structures, the ability to think in prescribed ways, to analyze in prescribed ways, and to stop thought for periods of time.

In a competitive society, the thing people fear the most is love.

The greatest weapon we have against evil is doing good in Jesus' name.

When you read that our heavenly home is similar to a bride, tell me, doesn't it make you want to go home.

My biggest thing to say is just don't worry about money.