Comrade, you can deceive us. Anyone can―for a time. But not a very long time.

Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union.

One presidential advisor to another: "If the world made sense, we'd all have to find honest work.

Once you discover that you can, you must.

How much you can love others without expectations will define who you are.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

Peace is not the absence of conflict it is authority over chaos.

I think we all have a little dark side we keep under wraps.

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

I really like to please people, and I think it's a symptom of being an only child.

Nobody, she felt, understood her-not her mother, not her father, not her sister or brother, none of the girls or boys at school, nadie - except her man.

Where God has put a period, the devil puts a question mark, casting doubt.

Love is not blind. Love sees what is most true