Comradeship is quite a different thing from friendship. . .

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

A good government remains the greatest of human blessings and no nation has ever enjoyed it.

The difference between Marilyn Monroe and the early Pamela Anderson is not that great.

Yoga takes what you have and molds and sculpts it, which is a much more natural way to look and feel.

The inner cry is a very good way to meditate. As you're sitting there in meditation, just cry inwardly to God, to that source, to your spiritual teacher or to a particular god or goddess.

[God] is the kind Creator who brought forth nature out of nothing.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

A devious spark lit through Al, making me smile. One way. It costs too much, he said. “There’s no inflation in the ever-after, Al.” Call it a recession then. One way.

...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.

The only man who knows just what he thinks at the present moment is the man who hasn't done any new thinking in the past ten years.

Purity, patience and perseverance are the three essentials to success and above all love.