Concentrate on your job and you will forget your other troubles.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

In doing you're not, rather in your non-doing you really are!

You lose track of time when you're deep in conservation with an otherworldly being made of pure Loric energy.

My ambition in high school was to be a high school coach and teacher, and that's still what I do: teach.

And must I, perchance, like careful writers, guard myself against the conclusions of my readers?

I would never create an image for myself; I'm not that clever.

There is an old saying, The harder you try the luckier you get. I kind of like that definition of luck.

Do not wait; the time will never be "just right." Start where you stand & work with whatever tools you may have.

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.

Nothing is more exciting and bonding in relationships than creating together.