Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I've decided that it's possible to love someone for entirely selfless reasons, for all of their flaws and weaknesses, and still not succeed in having them love you back.

Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.

Don't you just hate it when the war on terrorism interferes with political correctness and liberalism's equality fetish?

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

There is one common flow, one common breathing, all things are in sympathy.

I have been photographed to death.

Can't you see the angel imprisoned in the block of stone trying to get out? I am trying to free him

Life doesn't need to be justified or judged.

Parents have a right to insist that godless evolution not be taught to their children.

Do you know any better way to make saints than to be one yourself?