Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favourable do nothing.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

This is for you, for your breath, whose absence would lessen a greater world.

Experience has taught me how important it is to just keep going, focusing on running fast and relaxed. Eventually it passes and the flow returns. It's part of racing.

All I want is good, honest, loyal friends.

I don't feel that as an artist my job is to offer PR propaganda, whether for the good or for the bad.

Comedy [deals] with a lot of the same areas where our defenses are the strongest - race, religion, politics, sexuality.

It is interesting that so many people who become disenchanted, who protest against their own organizations, are people who contributed something to them and then saw how it was misused.

I'm left. Okay. And sometimes radically, and sometimes I even shock myself with the degree of radicalness in my own - that I'm allowing to come out in my old age.

The old shepherd was right: The only solution was to forget a part of uncertainty and create a new history for oneself.

The experience of celebrity is gradually being democratized.