Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.

If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.

If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

Live as though today is your last, love as though tomorrow will never come, and dream as if there are no limits.

We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell. We all leak oil.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

Family is not always the people with whom you share DNA. Sometimes, family is the person who fights the hardest for your happiness.

A war undertaken and brazenly carried on for the perpetual enslavement of colored men, calls logically and loudly for colored men to help suppress it.

"All conditioned things are impermanent" - when one sees this with wisdom, one turns away from suffering.

Consider, when you are enraged at any one, what you would probably think if he should die during the dispute.

Intellect takes you to the door, but it doesn't take you into the house.