Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy.

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

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In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Jesus Christ has set me free from the chains of sin.

Adele shattered the image of how the stereotypical singer is supposed to look. She has that whole 'Screw you, I'm awesome for what I do' attitude, which I really look up to and want to be a part of.

I don't want to live in a society that does these sort of things.

There's Michael [Jordan], then there's the rest of us.

We were basically strangers going off into the wilderness

It's hard to keep the energy and the emotion of the scene when they're installing a massive green screen behind you.

Forget about trying to stabilize the personal sense of Self. It is inherently unstable. See that the Self watches this.

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When you emit the perfect frequency of what you want, the perfect people, circumstances, and events will be attracted to you and delivered!

For most of my life, I’ve felt that there must be more to our existence than meets the eye. This is who I am, and you can’t expect me to be someone I’m not.