Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

She read books quickly and compulsively, paperback after paperback, as if she might drift away without the anchor of the printed page.

You daughter is prudish?” There was a gleam of triumph in Helena Winter’s face. Fee grimaced. Prudish? No, not that she could claim. Far too mild a word for what she felt.

Let me be clear - Microsoft has no beef with open source.

A lack of endurance is one of the greatest causes of defeat, especially in prayer.

I think it's so much sexier to be understated. It's more intriguing to be sexy in a less obvious way.

A full cup of wine at the right time is worth more than all the kingdoms of this earth!

We both know what memories can bring / They bring diamonds and rust.

I love to perform. I've never lost the urge. I've never once been on stage when I didn't want to be.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.