Congress: America's only true criminal class.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is not easy to learn much about love, but one thing I discovered, that Lady Harleigh taught me: it is not whom you love that is important, but only that we love.

The wisest investments are made in good health intervention activities.

I feel vulnerable when I am underprepared. This applies to underpreparedness with just about anything, especially work.

Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever but the murderous.

I cannot truly imagine a truly great person who hasn't suffered.

Guys like us got nothing to look ahead to

It was my dream as a kid was to make history.

Most mothers kiss and scold together.

American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring.

Who then can calculate the path of the molecule? how do we know that the creations of worlds are not determined by the fall of grains of sand?