Congress: Bingo with billions.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

Once Experienced, Industry is All Yours.

luck is distributed at six in the morning

Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.

I tried to oppose the academic to the marketplace.

I'm concerned that my technical skills have advanced to the point where I can get closer to what I'm aiming for, which is not such a good thing.

I'm happy doing different things. Being in a band is great, but being in a band can be difficult sometimes.

my courage always rises with every attempt to intimidate me.

I'm a singer and a writer first. I started to rap by accident, being playful.

Truth and clarity are complementary.

If you have a high evaluation of yourself then your ability to recognize new facts is weakened.