Conscience - the only incorruptible thing about us.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

I think the rest of the world is not as cold and lonely a place as you think. At least I have to hope.

Having faith in God did not mean sitting back and doing nothing. It meant believing you would find success if you did your best honestly and energetically.

The weekends are too short for sleep!

Perhaps as writers, we too should embrace the concept of wabi-sabi:

I want to preach till the last breath in my lungs runs out.

We’re in the Customer Service business—we just happen to provide airline transportation.

The teachers union may not like Betsy DeVos, but she's clearly within the range of Republican policy-makers.

If we say something often enough, we come to believe it. We don't usually delude others until after we have first deluded ourselves.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

The Universe does not owe us meaning.