Consent to petting isn't consent to penetration.

-Why are you so sad? - Because you speak to me in words and I look at you with feelings.

Never confuse determination with arrogance. Arrogance will look down on you, determination will run over you.

She's called the secretary, but as far as I can tell she basically runs the school.

Excellence costs a great deal.

I was just a guy who did adult or alternative comic books. And then suddenly to be, like, a New Yorker cover artist was a different thing.

The fact that you have been knocked down is interesting, but the length of time you remained down is important.

It's our nature to be free, and until we're stuck in a stressful belief system, we're pretty happy.

Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while ago, and let me tell you, it feels SO good to come up under it!

You couldn't change a river into a sea, but you could trace a new channel for it to follow.

Every time I perform in front of people, no matter how well it goes, the next day, I feel humiliated.