Conservatism... offers no redress for the present, and makes no preparation for the future.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.

The secret of success is constancy of purpose.

Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.

Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.

Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.

Never complain and never explain.

Finality is not the language of politics.

He who has the audacity to stop you from dreaming is he who had given you the imaginations to think, but not those who watch you as you explore the dreams!

We can reach the goal but it is going to take an incredible amount of time and effort

The opinion of success matters more than the opinions of your critics.

We priests are the surgeons of souls, and it is our duty to deliver them of shameful secrets they would fain conceal, with hands careful to neither wound no pollute.

Leopards don't change their spots

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters.

One of the strongest characteristics of genius is the power of lighting its own fire.

It's really useful to travel, if you want to see new things.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I like people who are fit. I figure if I work out, you can at least return the favor. Would I go out with a meathead? No.