Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a month saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".

Towering genius...thirsts and burns for distinction; and, if possible, it will have it, whether at the expense of emancipating slaves or enslaving freeman.

They (fashion editors) have always been our secret weapon.

An oath, sir, is an end of all strife, and it is God's ordinance.

I have written much about many good places. But the best places of all, I have never mentioned.

There is such a thing as good interference from your record label. I don't think I get enough interference from my record label.

Islam is in principle egalitarian, and has always had problems with power.

What are we doing here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in the immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Godot to come

If it makes you happy it can't be that bad

So in every individual the two trends, one towards personal happiness and the other unity with the rest of humanity, must contend with each other.