Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The Spirit calls, I must do the Masters will.

We live with our defects as with the odors we carry about us: we do not perceive them, but they incommode those who approach us.

Yeah, I am a guy working on physics outside of academia. But I'm nowhere near Einstein's caliber.

News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point on the compass, then it is a class; publication and not news.

I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.

Nature designed us to be of good cheer.

Resolved, That it is the duty of the women of this country to secure to themselves their sacred right to the elective franchise.

I understand by 'freedom of spirit' something quite definite - the unconditional will to say No, where it is dangerous to say No.

It's like visual is super important to me. So if I am writing a song, like, I have to have the title.

Of course, I'm no dummy.