Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Humans are created out of time

There is a glitch in the Matrix ("Real World")… Illusions is one of them.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.

I know a lot about writing, but I don't know much about how other industries work. I've tried to use my naivety to my advantage.

For us in the minority, the opportunity to see geese is more important than television.

To be really sorry for one's errors is like opening the door of Heaven.

I love to improvise, but I always thought "Man, it's like the final frontier for improvisational actors, to really go for something emotional, something that's not just chasing the laugh."

For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.

What Nixon and Kissinger began, Pol Pot completed.

I wanted to actually make people look at a painting. We don't look at paintings that much. We glance at them.