Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

I love the vast surface of silence; and it is my chief delight to break it.

Strive to make proposed solutions as self-executing as possible. As the degree of discretion increases, so too does bureaucracy, delay, and expense.

In our current frame of mind, or paradigm, or whatever you want to call it, we like to think that marshalling government policy is the way to get things done.

Acting is what I've pursued since I was a child.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Maybe if one person suffers anywhere in the world, we all have blood in our hands.

I always did sing. It's always been something I love to do but it has also been the most private and most secret thing that you don't really want to let the world in on.

In the beginning of a company, there is no management and this actually works really well.

I don't look at other photographs much at all. I don't know why. I study my own a lot.

Tell the truth through whichever veil comes to hand - but tell it. Resign yourself to the lifelong sadness that comes from never ­being satisfied.