Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

The ultimate success of a life depends on character and not on achievement.

Love you will find only where you may show yourself weak without provoking strength.

Politics is a herd mentality. Politicians don't really lead. Politicians reflect what they think is consensus opinion.

An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.

The theater of my mind has a seating capacity of just one, and its sold out for all performances.

Activity in politics also produces eager competition and sharp rivalry.

... everyone has to knit when they're here. ... But not every person has to use yarn.

You know that if you lie to yourself, surely other people lie to themselves. And if they lie to themselves, they will lie to you also.

There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who's had In love a disappointment-- Unless it be that healing lotion Of fixing on a new devotion.

Creativity is not enough... the skill of the true artist is to show the real in the light of the ideal and so transfigure it.