Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

I want to be born and reborn as a cherry tree so that I may beautify this world with my blossoms, feed everyone with my nectar of love fruits, and purify the air with my calmly dancing leaves.

We parked our bikes on verges so they could graze.

We live in a universe devoted to the creation, and eradication, of awareness.

The West sometimes doesn't understand Bollywood, but they can definitely understand how Bollywood influences people.

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

Half the world is below average and it's not going to get any better.

But in the dying world I come from quotation is a national vice. No one would think of making an after-dinner speech without the help of poetry. It used to be the classics, now it’s lyric verse.

It's a weird feeling when people are defining you, and you haven't even defined yourself.

All belief begins in the will to believe.