Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I AM IGNORANT of absolute truth. But I am humble before my ignorance and therein lies my honor and my reward.

Try it before you doubt it, because it might just be for you

It comes with faith, for with complete faith there is no fear of what faces you in life or death.

Anything can happen in one day.

Whether you like it or not, you will leave a leadership legacy.

There is nothing we need be afraid to say before the Lord.

No adult can bear a child’s burden or grow up in his stead.

I can dodge bullets, baby!

I was very lucky. I don't know German, or Dutch, or Chinese, or Thai. I don't know them, so I can't judge, so I have to go on the word of the publisher that it's a good translation.

The reason so many problems do not get solved in Washington is that solving those problems is not the No. 1 priority: Re-election is.