Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

No man's advice can change you unless you speak to yourself. Bible school or seminars can't change you, going to church can't change you except you decide to change.Psalm 139:23 - 24

Don’t worry

Simply by being your absolute, most genuine self in every interaction of every hour, you provide a great and rare service on this earth.

Running removes us briefly from the fragmentation and depersonalization of the digital world

Love is our response to our highest values.

According to a CNN poll, Trump nearly doubled his support from March. Actually, he just combed his March numbers over his current ones.

I really want to write a novel. I also want to learn to play the mandolin.

Generosity always pays.

You're never rude,' she said, smiling, 'and I think it's good to be touchy sometimes. It means you care.

Yes, I think that when the Bible refers to a horse or a horseman, that's exactly what it means.