Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

Concentrate on the road ahead, not on the road behind!

The job of the press is to encourage debate, not to supply the public with information.

The very definition of tyranny is when all powers are gathered under one place.

Correct. President Wallis was the president before the Chinese assault and continued leading the United States throughout the war

What is best and most necessary usually happens.

We have yet to learn how to retain our humaneness when assembled in masses.

I'm maybe not so much an exception, maybe because I've lived so long that more is coming, more is there.

All is procession; the universe is a procession with measured and beautiful motion.

It's not when you realize that nothing can help you — religion, pride, anything — it's when you realize that you don't need any aid.

If that vital spark that we find in a grain of wheat can pass unchanged through countless deaths and resurrections, will the spirit of man be unable to pass from this body to another?